SECDEF Austin will FINALLY make the vaccine mandatory

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Look, can we finally say, “about damn time?” WTF were these nimrods playing at?

DOD: “It’s totally voluntary. No one can make you get it. Command teams WILL NOT coerce or pressure their troops to get it.”

Commands: “Get the shot or else we’ll make your life miserable and treat you like a felon minus the due process. Oh, don’t forget, it’s voluntary *wink wink.”

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CNN is reporting the likelihood Austin will push to get the president to make it mandatory, even before it’s been FDA approved, and I personally think it’s a good idea. Why? A: When have you ever had a choice B: These commanders are making our military look like a massive bag of smashed assholes with the way they’re breaking orders and doing whatever the fuck they want.

Obviously many of you are hesitant and don’t want to get it because you heard you’d grow a third arm or something, but listen; I’m only slightly autistic after the 40 rounds of anthrax I got, so you get to join me. Welcome to the “you’re a rat in a lab and we test our shit on you first” gang.

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kendall
kendall
1 year ago

Hilarious, wish it hadn’t come to this, cuz muh freedom, but we all knew it was gonna happen eventually.

Mike
Mike
Reply to  kendall
1 year ago

I know! people exercising autonomy over their own body and freedom are really antiquated ideas.

Jordan
Jordan
1 year ago

Dawg if it does anything can it make my dick bigger?

Danny
Reply to  Jordan
1 year ago

Sorry dude. I got it months ago and I’m still average and white. ????

Derek
Derek
Reply to  Danny
1 year ago

Which one did you get? I have a vested interest in staying average and white.

Danny
Reply to  Derek
1 year ago

Pfizer

Ryan
Ryan
Reply to  Jordan
1 year ago

If that were the case, I’ll take all three variants of the vaccine…

David
David
Reply to  Jordan
1 year ago

You gotta get gigavaxxed bro

Eric
Eric
1 year ago

CNN says he will still have to wait for 46 to approve since it’s not fully approved by FDA, which will happen but pushes the buck again. More back and forth with this than anything

derek
derek
1 year ago

Fuck….and…..that I ain’t gettin the VAX they can CM me idgaf lol

Maggie
Maggie
Reply to  derek
1 year ago

Sames

jarrod
jarrod
1 year ago

Cool, so when can we take the muzzles off?

Cameron
Cameron
Reply to  jarrod
1 year ago

Once it’s clear it won’t give them more power. Got a while…

James
James
1 year ago

Course of action for soldiers who refuse? Can they still get honorable discharge?

Josh
Josh
Reply to  James
1 year ago

Yet to be decided. Look into the Rabies and Anthrax vaccine pushes in the past. Alot of troops got messed up by their chain of command before receiving a “Other Than Honerable”. I’m not getting the vax though.

Austin
Austin
Reply to  Josh
1 year ago

I wonder what the chances of it being a dishonorable discharge are?

Jacob
Jacob
1 year ago

Will people have a choice for which brand of vaccine? I’m assuming they won’t which will probably piss people off more than already. I know some of the marines in my unit are open to get vaccinated just not with certain brands of vaccine, such as Johnson and Johnson for example.

James
James
Reply to  Jacob
1 year ago

If it becomes mandatory those Marines should go to a businesses that is offering the brands that they are willing to take and then update their medical status with the Marines.

Brett
Brett
1 year ago

What’s the point of getting it if you still have to wear a mask and still able to spread it, as long as you are not someone with a pre existing condition the virus shouldnt be more than a flu

Traegan
Traegan
1 year ago

Not surprising. I got my vaccine already a while ago because of personal reasons but the way commands treat unvaxxed personnel is bs. Def shouldn’t be mandatory at all but they could at least wait till it’s fucking approved.

Joe Mama
Joe Mama
1 year ago

Regardless of your opinions there really isn’t a single way to spin this as a national security threat. You’d have to be fucking retarded to think 20 people dying across the DoD qualifies as that. So it be nice if people don’t act like this was normal or a joke because they are fucking cowards scared of getting dicked by the big boys at the pentagon who are already commanding based on politics

Danny
Reply to  Joe Mama
1 year ago

You’re not wrong

Ben
Ben
Reply to  Joe Mama
1 year ago

I wish there was a like button for this

Mike
Mike
Reply to  Ben
1 year ago

2nd that.

RJ
RJ
1 year ago

So even though it’s not working, we still have to get it AND wear the mask? Sheesh.

Danny
Reply to  RJ
1 year ago

Makes sense, huh?

David
David
1 year ago

My whole reasoning for not getting it yet is that it’s voluntary. If the flu vaccine was voluntary, I wouldn’t get it either. When they make it mandatory, I will get it like I have with any other shot they’ve forced me to get before. I’m not an anti-vaxer, but I do have concerns over the safety of this vaccine’s long-term effects. My thoughts are this: If I get it under voluntary conditions, the VA can potentially deny medical treatment for long-term effects because I volunteered. If I am forced, then the VA has no choice but to cover the costs of care.

Rob
Rob
Reply to  David
1 year ago

Agreed.

Michael
Michael
1 year ago

Aww yeah it’s civilian time

Maggie
Maggie
Reply to  Michael
1 year ago

Yup

Eriadorian
Eriadorian
1 year ago

It’s not real untill we see the HQDA memo.

Danny
Reply to  Eriadorian
1 year ago

And it’s CNN. Pretty certain they don’t have a shred of credibility left.

Mike
Mike
Reply to  Danny
1 year ago

Good point Danny.

Gabe
Gabe
1 year ago

Politics gain should never be at the forefront of a leader but here we are.

victorydriveby
victorydriveby
1 year ago

Needle yeet

Mathew
Mathew
1 year ago

Pretty funny, but I have a disease called sarcoidosis that has wrecked my fucking lungs. As such I have constant doctor appointments. Hilariously, my pulmonologist asked me if I got the vaccine. Obviously I said yes even though I haven’t. Now it is in my official vacation record. I see this as a win/win.

Mathew
Mathew
Reply to  Mathew
1 year ago

Maybe I should start an army tiktok like the barking marine that tiktokboots shares.

Danny
Reply to  Mathew
1 year ago

Lol. Well played.

Edgar
Edgar
1 year ago

So I guess people who can’t take it because of medical or religious reasons will have to face punishment, so much for medical freedoms

Sentienthellfire
Sentienthellfire
1 year ago

The fact that there is massive side effects including death reported on a system that is known to only really be reporting 5-10% of actual side effects is a problem for me. The risk of the virus to 99.9% of service members is essentially nill. The vaccine has no science saying it prevents anything, and statistics show that it has no effect on infection or hospitalizations. At the same time it bears very real added risk.

Maggie
Maggie
Reply to  Sentienthellfire
1 year ago

Yup. It’s asinine

Ricardo
Ricardo
1 year ago

Standing by to assume my “Low risk of antibody dependent enhancement”

Joshua
Joshua
1 year ago

Yeaaaah that’s gonna be a no from me dog

Austin
Austin
1 year ago

My COM just threatened us with a dishonorable discharge if we don’t get the vaccine by the 15th of September. Wondering if they’re bluffing or if that’s even legal.

EnuffBS
EnuffBS
1 year ago

What a piece of shit

Richard
Richard
1 year ago

This won’t fix anything. Making it mandatory will not fix the illegal actions taken by commanders and other leaders in the Army/military in general.

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